What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?


Tom Cruise, in an interview with GQ magazine was quoted in saying,

"I'm gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."


Are you fucking kidding me? That has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard of. Is he an animal? He is actually going to ingest part of the baby. Jesus! Can he be arrested for shit like that? He's got to be some sort of psycho to actually say this to a reporter for a major magazine. Who does this?!?!?

Wait a minute, he bases his religion off of a science fiction novel, that explains it. Not just any science fiction novel. Fuckin' Dianetics and shit. I mean L. Ron Hubbard wrote "Battlefield Earth" for fucks sake!!!!

I'm sorry. I didn't say anything when giant cards reading, "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable" arrived to Katie's house to "aid" her in the delivery of the child. I didn't comment that the belief of their religion says to "Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child". I didn't mention that I found those statements laughable as Katie squeezed a baby Tom out of her who-ha. I didn't.

But this shit. Oh god all mighty!!!! What the hell is he going to do when the baby looses its baby teeth? Shit!



THIS JUST IN!


From PEOPLE MAGAZINE (11:05 EST):
"Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise "joyously welcomed the arrival of a baby girl, Suri, today," Cruise's rep said in a statement after PEOPLE first broke the news Tuesday afternoon.

"The child weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and was 20 inches in length. Both mother and daughter are doing well." Suri was born in an L.A.-area hospital.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess," or in Persian meaning "red rose," the rep added.

Holmes, Cruise and baby Suri are back home and doing well."


Suri? Are you kidding me? They can say it means princess, but the only "suri" I heard of is when some of the sista's I used to work with apologized. Or if they were telling someone that they were suri-ous. Its common Savannah speak. I never knew it meant "red rose".

After reading that I am thinking three things... Did Tom enjoy his dinner? Is he washing it down with some breast milk? and Why Katie Why?

6 comments:

Trav 7:49 AM  

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
OH SHIT!!!!! That is toooo fucking funnnnny!!!!!
I'm SURI!
Tom is an A-1 NUTJOBBBB!
Whatta damn fool.
Hope that placenta don't get stuck in his f-ed up teef.

swirlogirl 12:47 PM  

bahahaha shit.. ok ok so this statement i think was a joke and i love the fact that its just making him look more like a nut ahahha. nice job tom! another backfire. KABOOM!

Brian 12:15 AM  

I don't think it was a joke. That fucker is nuts.

FreeThinker 6:12 PM  

I read that the only sound allowed in the delivery room was the Cocktail soundtrack, on constant loop. ;-)~

Brian 5:53 PM  

Cocamo is the bessssst! I heart the Beach Boys!

swirlogirl 9:22 AM  

UH-ROOBA, JUH-MAKE-UH OOOH I WANNA TAKE YA!




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