Taken from britneyspears.com: (sections commented on by me listed in bold

Dear Fans,

The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together(Oh! the pitter-patter of little hooves).  There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend(Britney, say it isn't so?), Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well(Phew...that was close...but they again, the Damion, the spawn of satan cannot be held back by red bul binge drinking and chain smoking).  Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. (I wasn't really that worried

Love, (A few years ago when you were cute and slutty, your love would have meant something, but now....not so much)

Britney & Kevin

I just knew she was preggers! I feel bad for her youngin'. She has become so trashy. That poor trash baby. Walkin' around in its bare feet in gas station restrooms. Just nasty.

"Best Week Ever" chimed in by saying that they wish them the best of luck and that they "name him or her something absolutely ridiculous."

I saw a site this weekend that had photo representations about what Kev and Brit's spawn would look like and what they would feed of,... but now I can't find it. Damn.

On Brit's site, you can send "Well Wishes" to her and Cletus. They promise to post the best of the best on her site later this week. Everything inside of me wanted to post one screwing with her. I then thought, wouldn't it be a gas to actually have my sappy sentiment on her site? Even if it is posted as a sham?

Click on image for larger image and to read the shlock I wrote.

These are also just in... The first one is from geek princess. and the other is from D*ana's Dirt

I'm sure there will be more to come! We've got a little less than 9 months of jokes to come!


swirlogirl 9:22 AM  

hahaha looks like EVERYONE knew except for britney and cletus of course

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